Can't really call this a day's work: getting to listen to hilarious, whip-smart women like Tammy Kaehler, Alison Singh-Gee, Meg Gardiner, Sarah Bird, Lian Dolan and Vicki Croke talking about elephants, rascally uncles, racing cars, Ambien-related-appearances, Oprah, that time Stephen King read your book on a plane . . . The Literary Guild of orange County Festival of Women Authors was a joy.